Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Ilana breaking silence on Schilling

Is anybody else tired of the phrase "Schilling breaks silence?" As in, "Schilling breaks silence on clubhouse tension," "Schilling breaks silence on possible Manny trade," and "Schilling breaks silence on Theo departure."

All this guy does is yap.

Here is my analogy:
Schilling: waiting to break silence::Person with incredibly small bladder who has been drinking cheap beer for three straight hours:waiting to break seal

Both are inevitable and therefore neither's occurrence is particularly shocking.

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