I have decided my new goal in life is to marry Jonathan Cheechoo.
Why? Three reasons:
1. He plays for the Sharks, and I love sharks.
2. He's from Moose Factory, Ontario. I love moose.
3. His last name is "Cheechoo." Can you beat that?? "Hi, I'm Ilana Cheechoo."
Aside from my new-found life goal, I--like many--found Joe Thonton's cheap shot on Hal Gill absolutely disgusting. If you're going to beat on a former teammate, at least do it in such a way that he can see you coming, and not with a stick to his back.