Cannibalistic cookies freak me out

I just bought a pack of M&M cookies. On the back is a picture of the red, yellow, and green M&M's from the television commercials. The green one is saying, "Red, you're really outdone yourself this time" to a smirking red M&M carrying a tray of M&M cookies.

Here are the top five things that freak me out about this ad:
5. M&M's with appendages
4. M&M's with go-go boots
3. M&M's with chef's hats
2. M&M's flirting
1. M&M's taking pride in the cooking of other M&M's

There are, of course, a number of other things disturbing about this thing, but I don't have time to write them all.

And yes, I did eat the pack while writing this blog entry. They were okay: better than Famous Amos, not quite as good as Reuger.