This morning I went to get in my car as I quite often do. However, it would not have seemed to the casual observer that I had ever gotten into a car in my life.
I somehow managed to hit my neck against the door. Hard! Like, right under my ear. It's been killing me all day.
There was nothing different from usual other than the fact that I am feeling slowed down by a chest cold.
Dude, how do I do these things?