I just realized that most of the folks in Boston are not well-versed in the school of Ilanalogic. This requires some serious training. A sample of the high-level laws:
1. If you are spending money on something you don't want to be spending money on, spend more than that amount on something you want. For example, when I was still paying my mortgage/condo fee in Atlanta after 4 months of being up here, I bought myself a really nice, flat-screen HDTV television set.
2. If it's not fun, don't do it! Or at least convince yourself it leads to something fun. For example, weight-lifting is usually fun. When it's not, just imagine the fun you'll have after you look great from lifting.
ilanalogic! Works every time (every time I want it to)
More to come as they are used in everyday life.
Davidism works as well! We need to have some of those. Maybe if we laugh at David during his Bar Mitzvah speech this weekend?
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